Great acts in darwinism

The past month I have witnessed the same incredibly dumb act no less than 5 times: jaywalking with a stroller. But we should thank these people. Killing off your young is the ultimate in natural selection. And if you're dumb enough to do this, you're really strengthening the herd. So from me to you, thank you.




If only there was a way to kill off the guy who asked me for the time in front of a Starbucks in New York. He asks me for the time, I say '3 O'clock.' He yells at me saying I need to do better than that. So I say,'I dunno, a little after 3.' He grunts disapprovingly. I enter the Starbucks, the same one HE WAS EXITING, and there's a giant clock that says 3:04. Some people weren't lucky enough to have parents that jaywalked when they were little.