Fancy some grave dancing?

New product idea #1:

Six foot by 3 foot portable dance floor.

Just the right size for your standard grave site. (extra large options are available)

Handy for when that special someone you wish never was alive - isn't.

The best part? It's reusable.

Only 2 guaranteed ways to fight the signs of aging.

1: Die young.

2: Live a life so boring you may as well have died young.