I love stats. So, here are some entirely made up stats - that might be true - for you to ponder:
Roughly half of the 1% agree with the 99%.
About a quarter of the 99% wish the rest of the 99% would go to hell and die.
60% of the 99% thinks everyone in the 99% needs to shower, put on a suit and just get a job already.
73 and one third percent of everyone has no idea what's going on or what the hell Europe has to do with it anyway.
And 93% still hate Dane Cook, but would inexplicably watch him do a stand up special if it's on Comedy Central cause, "there ain't shit on any of these other stations. Besides I'm only half paying attention because I'm dicking around on Facebook at the same time anyways. So shut up."
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